”Mornin’ Bubble Gum Butts! It’s a brand new day….TA RACE! Too bad there isn’t anyone around. Seems everybody’s left me. Oh well. Makes more time fer me to practice whipping everybody’s butt!”, Vanellope grinned.
”……….I need more friends. COME ON! Who doesn’t wanna be friends with a President? You can practically get away with anything!”
Vanellope gasped as she felt Caspian’s arms wrap around her but the girl was quick and glitched out of hiss arms, reappearing on the dresser on the other side of the room, sticking her tongue out at the other. “Guess again ya old pop tart! You’ll never take me alive! NEVER! Kinda helps that I’m not really livin’ huh?”
”Treat?" The little girl perked up upon hearing those words. Like a dog being rewarded for a trick. Her smile widened and she glitched back into Caspian’s arms, clinging to his shirt and cuddling against him. "I love ya daddy. Yer tha best daddy in the whole wide Willy Wonka World!”, she mused, batting her little eyelashes.
"Oh yes," he said with a nod of his head, "one that I had the cooks make especially for you. But if-" Caspian was cut off, however, by having Vanellope glitch back into his arms while she started to cuddle up against him. "Do you now? It seem like that before." It didn’t matter what she said, though, as he planned on giving her the treat he had promised regardless.
Vanellope took her tiny hands, gently taking Caspian’s face in them and leaned in, making their nose touch. “Ya really are the best daddy in tha whole wide world. Ya make me feel like…I’ve got a real family cause ya know, I do. That’s fer lettin’ me be yer daughter and takin’ me into yer home and feedin’ me and brushin’ my hair and-wait…..am I a pet?”, she giggled.
”Yuck! Cooties!”, Vanellope cringed, wiping hr cheek just after Caspian had kissed it though her playful and jesting nature was shining brightly through her smile.
”I’ve been raidin’ the kitchen fer some candy and guess what I found? NOTHING! You guys have no candy whatso ever! It’s my life source! I need it! I crave it! You’ve failed me! I should just trade ya in fer a daddy who really loves me.”, she stated, though she could help but snicker at her own words.
"You can only get cooties from boys, dear. Not your father." Though he knew that she was just joking. That didn’t mean he couldn’t play along with it though.
Even this little joke of hers was one he planned on taking part in. “I’m sorry there’s no candy in the kitchen, Sweet Pea. But if there was then most likely Daddy would have eaten it all and then that wouldn’t be good for either of us. But I can arrange for you to get some. Or something else sweet if you’re willing to compromise.”
”If Daddy would have eaten it all then daddy would have fat rolls under his neck and then Arista would totally be like, ‘Eeeewwwwww’ and then she’d leave……………….eat ALL the candy daddy. Do it for me!!!”, she snickered. She hoped Caspian knew that she was only teasing. It didn’t feel right if she didn’t pick at Arista every once in a while.
”Alright alright, I’ll make a compromise fer somethin’ sweet BUT it better be worth my while or else I’ll throw ya in chocolate milk mix and-ya know what you probably don’t even…know…whatI’mtalkingaboutNEVERMIND lead the way daddy to yer sweets!”